So maybe suggestions too…
1. Find yourself a Wendy. Traveling is so much better with her. She was SO MISSED this year!
2. Nibs are way better than Twizzler bites.
3. Eating an entire bag of either will give you a stomach ache.
4. You can jack yourself up on enough caffeine that your hands will shake the car all over the road.
5. If you’re tired enough, this much caffeine will still not keep your eyes open.
6. If you pull over into a rest area to take a nap, take your glasses off.
7. How does one get a bruise on their face while lying on the seat face up? (see 6?)
8. Mourn loss of eyesight to the extent that (assuming) glasses + gravity = bruise. (See 6 and 7)
9. People will look at you funny if you have a bruise on forehead just above the bridge of your nose.
10. There’s nothing better than driving into your driveway, hearing the pitter pat of little feet, the front door being flung open, and greeted by “MOMMA!” after a long trip!
